Everything that is wonderful, special, unique, outrageous and, well, awesome about New York City.
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In the early decades of the 21st century, Brooklyn was overrun by a two-wheeled, human-powered form of locamotion, aptly named a "bi-cycle". This perfectly preserved specimen was uncovered during the excavation for the new Brooklyn-Queens Hoverway.
whose ever that is (i'm too lazy to check if that previous statement is grammatically correct) is gonna be pissed with how rusted that bad boy is gonna be ... not the smartest moves by the owner